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4.24.2007

© Almost as Random as Emme can be…

No 2o15: If Adam had beaten Eve in biting into the forbidden fruit would it have been a banana?

No 155: If Jesus had a cereal what would he call it? (JustJustin)

No 64: whatever happened to Opie's mom on the Andy Griffith show? (CJW, Oh.)

No 838: Life is like rubber bands. Sometimes you break down. Most times you can stretch and rise to the occasion. (Nancy S. NV.)

No 2499: If Dracula has a girlfriend I bet they'd both be happy when she is on her period. (CJW, Oh.)

No 11o8: If you're such a smartass why isn't your ass doing the talking?

No 87o: If your clock is ticking how it is that the opposite sex can't hear it?

No 134o: A person true colors are beautiful as a rainbow – what happens if the color is black?

No 27: If a critic can criticize can a criticism criticize a critic?

No 92o: If you crack a joke why isn't it broken?

- Emme oo flossy flossy