A Satirical moment for parents

I know the title really doesn’t speak for itself but can you imagine if a group of parent just come together and talk the everyday lives of being a parent…

I swear I have some interesting moment’s one being Madison toy scaring the living shit out of you.
Really early Monday morning my eyes unable to focus since my daughter gave me her pink eye I blindly walked to the bathroom so I can put some drops in my eye where I stepped on something and I felt it move over my feet; I let out a bloodcurdling scream, waking Madison up from your deep sleep and she begin to cry. Panic overwhelm the fright; I’m trying to get to the bathroom with my arms outstretch like I’m a 1940 horror zombie banging my knee on my way.
Once I got the drops it in and I was able to focus I realize I stepped over Madison bunny rabbit. Christ; a plush rabbit how embarrassing. I can laugh about it now but it wasn’t so funny then. - eMMe

I'M just me

So i'm just me being me as me and I knew I wasn't me when i was the 'other me' you follow me. Well anyway the red is back