© Almost Lost It…

I’m sharing an amazing bowl of rocky road ice-cream with Jared Leto as we sat in front of a bonfire in the snow as he was about to lean in to kiss me on, my effin alarm goes off – GodDarnIt!!!
Something is going to happen today.
I took a shower I even took an amazing snap shot of my soapy tits to share with a friend I consider a kindred spirit on speed (haha) although neither one of us are on speed and this friend never got the picture. What a bummer…
I’m online banking, is that 35% of my check in account? Where the hell is the rest of it?
I did a quick time difference math in head, okay if its 4am here then its ET something there, which was stupid when I have Time Traveler on my Sidekick 3.
Think Emme, but don’t panic, after all you just mailed some checks on Wednesday which will bounce today so….Don‘t panic.

I’ll just click refresh one more time, okay same amount, one more time...

Same effin amount; its cool;
Be cool Emme be cool

I logged out and begin to pace almost tripped over the damn dog too since she was also pacing with me wagging her tail and barking like this was some kind of damn game.

I will get ready and wait…I will wait another minute…

Screw that minute and go for a second. I logged in again and stared at that 35% which was beginning to look like a vicious b!tch taunting me.
I was cold driving to work because the window was down and I wanted everyone around me to hear that I was listening to 30 Second to Mars, by then I’m screaming to Was It a Dream at stoplight and I’m off key but I’m trying to be positive from a negative moment.

"Hey you want to race?"

At this very moment work sucks…

Cut me a check for Monday bloody morning, are they like kidding me or something. I can just count the days my bank account is being overdrawn.

“That is not our problem Ms C; you need to speak with your employer”
“It was posted Emme double check with your bank again”

Long story short; after two cups of hot chocolate, a flirt or two with sexy a$s jobsite laborer, three calls to bank, six calls to Corporate and several daydreams later …Check will be in my hand today…

Think I will play a little Jay-z now.

If you feelin like a pimp *beep*, go and brush your shoulders off Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off*Beep* is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you Get, that, dirt off your shoulder